Anonymous asked: Duuuuude, I miss you u.u No one is like you... all of them are just wannabes
Ohohoho! After months of being incommunicado, you’re just now popping in to say how great I am? While I appreciate it your re-stating pure fact, I think I’m just a little hurt, anon. Here’s what I figure happened:
Anonymous asked: But hey, you'll get your Deadpool movie!
Yessss.
Soon.
Anonymous asked: So you're going to be an anti-hero in an upcoming Avengers movie, right?
I’ve been trying to threaten some people about it but they’re convinced that I carry a lantern around or some crap.
Anonymous asked: Whenever anyone tried to be even vaguely threatening to Bruce Banner, I just thought of the time you nuked him twice. (Best thing Daniel Way ever wrote in your book, in my opinion.)
I nuked him with love.
captainsteverogers replied to your post: You were gone so long! What’s happening in the world of Wade?Wade!Steve!
I saw your movie. It was awesome. I have some vintage Captain America cards you can sign, you know. Mine don’t have blood all over them.
Gosh, it’s been so long. How’ve you and Logan been?
My…movie? Uh, sure, alright.
We’ve been good. I went on a couple of missions to get out of the house recently. You know, just to sweat out all of the reality TV I’ve been watching. He’s been, y’know. Logan.
You know technically it’s a group movie. Avengers and all that. The Hulk stole the show but you’re always going to be my favorite, Steve.
Anonymous asked: Yes. Yes it is. How dare you say something so heartless to Steve. Also: HUG MEEEEEEEE
Ew no get away.
Anonymous asked: Waaaaaaaaade! How are you, how's Twain, is Logan still a grouch?
Twain is a happy dog, dawg.
On a scale of like Funshine Bear and Oscar the grouch, Jamie’s sort of at like. Waiting in like at the DMV-level grouchy. Like perpetually. It’s so sweet. <3
Anonymous asked: Seeing you back: WADE I LOVE YOU. Reading your reply to Captain America: ... I hate you.
The relationship that you and I have is a great relationship.
i-haveahulk asked: How's Princess Dots-a-Lot? She still hangin' around that inked hooligan?
You know.
Wade!
Steve!
I saw your movie. It was awesome. I have some vintage Captain America cards you can sign, you know. Mine don’t have blood all over them.
Anonymous asked: You were gone so long! What's happening in the world of Wade?
Killing people, maiming things. The family business.
Wait.
Oh god, that is our family business.
Anonymous asked: Ahhhh! I missed you!
I would miss me too. I’m lovable and a pleasure to be around.
Checking in to make sure you’re all taking your vitamins.
No?
You’re grounded.
Anonymous asked: She still thinks about you everyday...
You mean Blind Al, right?
